Irony, among other things

Irony #1. A coworker complaining about the new manager and how she never stops talking. She then proceeds to talk for 45 minutes straight. Mostly about herself.

#2 The dog kennel apparently being infected with Kennel Cough, an airborn virus similar to the common cold. To irridicate it, we have to spray the whole place for a week and keep the dogs who've been there for over a week quarentined. Am I the only one who finds this contradictory? Airborne, spraying surfaces with disinfectant...? Huh?

#3 And the best one: Boyfriend being blind-folded and handcuffed, and me in hysterical laughter becuase of something he said, along the lines of "sexy captore".

And finally, some of the best lyrics I've heard in a while.

"Large print giveth, and small print taketh away."
and
"If you came to make trouble baby
Make me a double
I think it's good"